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My name's Jack, I like vodka, beer, cats, and programming. All at once if possible. People from school are gay cos they found my blog you bastards.

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

both would be good

(via aardvarks-on-a-stick)

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via agentbooty)

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

(via acidicwhore)

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

(Source: mechapuppy, via acidicwhore)